Bunghole Buffet

When an individual let’s you eat their ass out all day, any day, buffet style

Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didn’t taste like chicken.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

bunchy eyes

Eyes that are all squinty or red due to tiredness, annoyance, or anger. Sometimes attributed to being drunk or high.

She asked me if her hair looked good and I took too long to answer. She glared at me with bunchy eyes.

by eTom December 1, 2011

Bunghole chills

When something grosses you out so much that you get chills up your butthole.

Seeing that kid play with her loose tooth gave me bunghole chills.

by Hank Thompkins April 10, 2009

Bunghole Bromance

When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.

by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019

Love you bunches!

I love you more than I can say.

I love you bunches!

by HoneyO March 5, 2018

5 inch bunch up

The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent

Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up

by Oobox September 4, 2008

bunthink

A state of mind that is meditative, like that of rabbits.

Watching the rabbit for about ten minutes, I began to experience a state of bunthink washing over me and I felt quiet.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019