Bustard

The combination of butter and mustard. Mixed together the new compound resembles that of semen. Usually used as a sauce for chicken wings.

That guy was such a dick on the phone that I gave him a side of Bustard instead of ranch.

by ChristopherMichaels July 6, 2009

bamtard

Someone who is obsessed with Bam Margera.
I would just like to point out that cKy rocks and you don't have to like Bam to like cKy. Bam is just the brother of the drummer. That's it. I hate Bamtards because they try and dress like him and talk like him and they think he has the coolest most random show ever, but it's a scripted show. I pretty much hate Bam Margera because he is ruining the name of cKy.

The other day i heard a kid say that cKy was "Bam's Band."





I almost killed that person.

by beattie April 15, 2005

bamtard

someone who likes HIM because they like Bam.

Look at that stupid Bamtard.

by whitetrashHIM666 April 16, 2004

bumbarded

When you get swarmed by bums either they are asking for money or they just dont like you

I was in San Francisco for the weekend, a bum asked for a buck so I gave it to him. The others saw and before I knew it I was being bumbarded.

by Anti-spoon September 16, 2009

bumtart

a tart that is most-definitely made out of bum. (this refers to a gluteus maximus made into a pastry). it taste like lose.

you, good sir are A BUMTART, and i shall not speak with you.

by Baffle-boy January 5, 2010

bumbard

1. To attack a bum vigorously or persistently.

2. To attack vigorously or persistently with a bum.

Bobo really bumbarded that hot chick on the dance floor.

by HumaneAnimal October 6, 2017

Bumptard

Somebody who goes into a forum solely for the purpose of writing 'BUMP' (Bring Up My Post) repeatedly in order to bring a subject to the top of a list. Nobody loves them, but they don't have the mental capacity to realize this.

"Oh man, this forum is COVERED in Bumptards! I lost sight of the tribadism thread!"

by Telltale November 28, 2006