cock muff bumhole

Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley

Lets settle this with Cock Muff Bumhole

by Evilded December 16, 2005

Bumhole Toffee

The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!

Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."

by nanaki13 June 26, 2009

bumhole

literally the anus, anatomically speaking.

My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

Bumbologie

Die Wissenschaft der Bumbels, kann nur entstehen, wenn zwei Bumbels zusammenkommen.

Bubelli: Ich weiß nicht, Bumbi. Bumbologie, ist das das überhaupt ein Wort?

Bumbi: Na, hör mal, Bubelli! Du bist ein Bubelli, ich bin ein Bumbi, zusammen sind wir die Bumbels. BUMBOLOGIE, die Wissenschaft der Bumbels!

by k4mpfm45chine May 7, 2023

Bumhole Syndrome

The side effects of a drug or action used to stretch the anus, meaning the anus is open and very loose.

Roy- "How was your weekend Paul?"

Paul- "Terrible, I fell on a pole and I got Bumhole Syndrome"

by o0 I3LACKOUT Oo September 28, 2008

bumhole bludgeoner

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man

Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!

by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008

bummylingus

The act of orally pleasuring a partners brown-eye. A more filthy version of cunnylingus.

I thought he was going to give me some cunnylingus, but what he actually gave me was some mean bummylingus.

by B. A. LaClarva January 11, 2010