bumrapers

The act of forcefully penetrating someone's asshole who is unwilling to do that kind of shit

Physiologist: Tell me Carl. What is the first word that comes to mind about you're time in Jail.

Carl: Let me tell you this... alot of bumrapers

by SuperFlimJim September 15, 2016

Brumgrapes

Haemorrhoids, but in Birmingham.

While Simon’s piles were clearly the size of Birmingham, this did not make them actual Brumgrapes.

Brummie: “Cowin’ ‘ell, me bumgrapes are worse than Aston Villa’s defence.”
Accredited General Practitioner: “Then I fear you may have Brumgrapes.”

by Lancaster's Second Finest February 12, 2025