in dating, this is a lineup of associates who specialize in your tastes. as in baseball the manager needs a starting pitcher, middle reliever and a closer. in dating, some people various have fetishes and tastes. a bullpen satisfies an individual's various sexual needs. a bullpen is also a good way to keep a man from becoming pussywhipped.
tom leykis tells all his sons avoid girlfriends and instead to keep a bullpen. he's a smart guy who knows everything men need to know in order to get laid.
Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
by Chris Norton February 6, 2009
Get the bullpen mug.A bullpen is a rotation of women started by Grant Sisk. The basics of the pullpen consist of the alpha female (#1) in the rotation, two supporting aces (#2 & #3) and two relievers (#4 & #5). The alpha female is the go to at all times, but if she isn't available, the skipper will move down the totem pole.
WARNING: IF YOU START A BULLPEN IT CAN CONSUME YOUR LIFE. ADVISE AGAINST STARTING A BULLPEN WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE
WARNING: IF YOU START A BULLPEN IT CAN CONSUME YOUR LIFE. ADVISE AGAINST STARTING A BULLPEN WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE
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When you slide a very far distance on a waxed floor in a pair of socks. Originally obtained from an episode of Brooklyn 99.
“Jake, did you see that the janitors just waxed the floor?”
Jake: “hold my beer, it’s time for the full bullpen.”
Jake: “hold my beer, it’s time for the full bullpen.”
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2. A catcher that is hired specifically to warm-up professional pitchers in the bullpen. The bullpen catcher is not a member of the team and will never play in the actual game.
2. A catcher that is hired specifically to warm-up professional pitchers in the bullpen. The bullpen catcher is not a member of the team and will never play in the actual game.
1. Earl has a baby dick. That's why his girlfriend would rather fuck her dildo instead of him.
2. The bullpen catcher warmed the relief pitcher up for the ninth inning.
2. The bullpen catcher warmed the relief pitcher up for the ninth inning.
by stixy123 April 28, 2014
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by England phi beta gamma April 10, 2008
Get the bullen mug.an act usually performed by girls when they are at a perfectly good party/bar but still need to repeatedly call or text to see if there is something/somewhere "better" they should be;related to calling the bullpen for a better pitcher in Major League Baseball. They even call friends that they know are home to make sure they know they are out at a party so they dont think less of them. They think that they look cool because they have options when actually they look stupid because they are the only ones that are not caught up in the amazing times in front of them.
Jess is forever talking mad loud when she is calling the bullpen. That girl is never allowed on sparks st. again.
Where'd Rachel go? I dunno Jess was calling the bullpen before, I guess the bouncers must not be checking id's so they are going downtown.
Where'd Rachel go? I dunno Jess was calling the bullpen before, I guess the bouncers must not be checking id's so they are going downtown.
by James Street May 1, 2008
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The Bullpen Beef were sitting in the stands, talking to the relief pitcher, and hoping he would take them out with some of the other players for a nice meal at the Outback, followed by fellatio.
by g-money78 March 31, 2009
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