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bullfriend 

The side man that services sexually frustrated wives, that is also a pseudo-boyfriend in that the bull and wife engage in a dating type relationship.
I have such a great bullfriend! He brought me lunch at work, then had ME for lunch!
bullfriend by Lowlowlowloe October 3, 2017
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Generally, an instance where luck works against you in a game at the worst times or with no apparent justification. This can include tabletop rpgs or video games. A combination of the words bullshit and critical hit, usually shorted to crit.

Originally from Team Fortress 2, which uses a random critical hit system, and referring to the Soldier's devastating crit rockets in particular.
One second I'm an overhealed Demoman, and the next a Soldier with 5 hp one-shots me as he rounds the corner. It's pure bullcrit.
Bullcrit by Stealthycat July 12, 2010

bull fruit 

overly agressive bisexual man
When I saw Matthew coming out of Troopers, the gay bar, draging an effete young thing on Friday, and then saw him hustling Melisa on Saturday night, pinning her in between the pinball machines, I knew the rumours of Matthew being a bull fruit, willing to screw anything, where true
bull fruit by bullet88 July 18, 2009

Bumfruits 

Fuckin hell man, Ive been holdin onto these bumfruits since Kansas City, can we pull over and let me do my bumfruits??
Bumfruits by Darky October 30, 2004

Bullfitta 

(Buul-feeta)

Its a swedish word for a really big pussy.
"How was her pussy?"
"Her bullfitta so big you can use it as a pillow."
Bullfitta by Haga Anders December 5, 2016

bullfriend 

The side man that services sexually frustrated wives, that is also a pseudo-boyfriend in that the bull and wife engage in a dating type relationship.
I have such a great bullfriend! He brought me lunch at work, then had ME for lunch!
bullfriend by Lowlowlowloe October 3, 2017