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Definitions by Stealthycat

Generally, an instance where luck works against you in a game at the worst times or with no apparent justification. This can include tabletop rpgs or video games. A combination of the words bullshit and critical hit, usually shorted to crit.

Originally from Team Fortress 2, which uses a random critical hit system, and referring to the Soldier's devastating crit rockets in particular.
One second I'm an overhealed Demoman, and the next a Soldier with 5 hp one-shots me as he rounds the corner. It's pure bullcrit.
Bullcrit by Stealthycat July 12, 2010

Slaggart 

A person who makes themselves look better by insulting and belittling the achievements or problems of others in a derogatory way, at the same time usually not actually contributing anything of use themselves.

Comes from a combination of the British English slang term slag off, meaning to insult or disparage, and braggart, meaning a boastful person.

Slaggarts are unusually common in a number of academic settings, which may be attributed to the immaturity of students and/or staff.
Marty was talking shit about the rest of the football team as if he was carrying the whole team. Like he's so great himself. Fucking slaggart.
Slaggart by Stealthycat June 26, 2010

Sparklevamp 

Stephanie Meyer's version of vampires. Features include immunity to sunlight, garlic, and crosses, as well a tendency to sparkle.
If you thought the original sparklevamp was bad, wait til you see the fancharacters.
Sparklevamp by Stealthycat November 21, 2009