bitzer

A mongrel dog (bits of other dogs).

"My wife is a bitzer, and I am bestial."

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

blitzer

Something which has a bad effect on a person or thing.

That fight we had last night was a proper blitzer!

by benits February 6, 2006

shit blitzer

An alcoholic drink composed of vodka, dr. pepper, vault soda, and red powerade. First created in Fort 6079.

Last night I got shit faced off shit blitzers

by Zack and Nick September 30, 2007

Blitzered

A cross between blitzed (stoned) and obliterated (drunk).

Those dabs and beers got me blitzered.

I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.

by DabHatterLabs October 22, 2013

Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

by EasyBakeCoven July 7, 2021

Ball bag blitzer

Grabbing onto a set of ball bags firmly and twisting, just like a nipple cripple.

‘Man, pissed my woman off and she gave me a ball bag blitzer.’

by Nateonymous June 8, 2018

Bitzer

A delicious sandwich consisting of roast beef, turkey, and white cheddar cheese. Typically served warm or hot and on a bagel.

Hi, I'll have a Bitzer with extra beef please.

by PlasmaticNuke August 4, 2016