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Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

A militant arm of the Nordic Kulturpoliti, heavily criticized for employing brutal brain-washing techniques outlawed by the Oslo Convention of 2019.
Disbanded as a governmental agency by Emperor Gissur in 2025 on suspicions of "coaxial metacide", but rogue elements continued operating in the Netherlands and Belgium until 2051 when it disintergrated after the retaliatory assassination of its leader Jan Saemund Kristleifsson.
The MNPA is considered to have been responsible for the assassination of Emperor Gissur in 2050, which instigated the escalation of the Kattegat Channel Conflict and the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066.
The president has no control over them, he has already shut their funding, but they are like the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation.
by Gissur December 8, 2004
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Urban Dictionary Publishers

a small group of people willing to review the words that go into the urban dictionary website. spend alot of time studying these words and should be paid
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ChemicalGoat: we're urban dictionary publishers we should be getting paid!
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Urban Dictionary Publishers

Douchebags that reject every definition I write but will probably publish this one because they're dumb fags and publish gay definitions.
"The urban dictionary publishers rejected my definition again."
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Publisher

The people who decide weahter to publish this. please publish this, :)
I am a publishers, I publish shit.
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the people who wont publish my definitions
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Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

Although true that the MNPA was involved in small scale brainwashing atrocities they have been largely misrepresented in historical records. It´s founding member Ingjaldur Magnus Member, born in Lapland originally conceived the junta to oppose the legislation to outlaw jingoistic, lappish tea-drinking traditions, soon found himself brainwashing citizens indiscriminately. In 2046 the "loco lap" as he came to be known was assissinated. Jan Saemund Kristleifsson, his successor was believed to be behind Ingjaldur´s gruesome murder. His body was found in a New Oslo sauna where he had been incarcerated for three years until finally succumbing to dysentery. Jan Saemund quickly started to focus the MNPA´s considerable resources to eradicate the practice of wilgeldungspierhalt.
This rapidly lost him supporters within the MNPA, and after the assassination of Emperor Gissur, the ranks of the MNPA dwindled to near-extinction, lost to the ravages of meta-war during the rise of the Kattegat Channel Conflict. He was assassinated by his lieutenants in 2051, who having become dissilliusioned by Jan's obsession dismantle the MNPA.

Ragnar Michael, Jan's 2nd in command became the Eurasian Minister of Information, and is believed to have started a campaign to defame Jan Saemundur and the MNPA, condemning them to the historical gulag.
by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004
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Publisher's Clearinghouse

When you use a move in SSBB and it kills all three opponents. Maybe a strong move or not so strong. Can only be one move and used only once, and must kill all three at the same time. They cannot touch the stage again before they die or it doesn't count. Certain items can be used to kill all three while not considered a PC. A smash ball does not count, but a Home-Run Bat does. This is because it is somewhat difficult to actually hit someone with a bat, let alone all three.
Guy1- dude you just killed all three of the guys!!
Guy2- I know!! Publisher's Clearinghouse!
by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009
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