Dick Bagger

The relationship between David Bowie & Mick Jagger. Also the best ship name ever

Dick Bagger is real, just watch the Dancing in The Street music video

by the beetles July 31, 2016

two bagger and some tape

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.

Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.

by Stagmen October 3, 2017

Bagger Trailer

A foul, putrid mix of odors often found inside the trailer/mobile home of a Tea Party Patriot.

The melange of smells includes: cat piss, wet dog, cigarette smoke, dirty laundry, rotting garbage, and cured meats.

I almost vomited when I walked in that room. The place smelled like Bagger Trailer.

by Illegitimate President Trump April 28, 2011

sand bagging

To deliberately perform at a lower level than you are capable of

He was sandbagging at practice, but kicked ass at the track meets.

by Rob D. October 18, 2003

Cell bagging

When you leave your cell phone out and a guy puts his balls on it.

OMG! Don’t leave your cell phone out! Johnny is so going to cell bag it!!! Cell bagging

by Igoeflow April 18, 2021

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

Mental Baggage

Refers to the thoughts that one carries on a day to day basis in relation to stress and general mental health.

Mental baggage is the heaviest baggage of all!

by loveandpeace April 19, 2017