BSAFS

BSAFS is an acronym for Butt Sex And Face Shots. BSAFS is the only reason why men put up with crazy ass bitches. BSAFS is a movement for men!

Friend: "Wow she really went off the deep end on you man. How did you keep your composure like that?"
Husband: "BSAFS mother fucker... BSAFS..."

by matholimule April 10, 2011

bayflay

BayFlay, alternatively BaFla, is a portmanteau for "Bay Area Flakiness" or "Bay Area Flaking". It refers to the prevalence of flaking (not showing up, cancelling at the last minute), especially on dates, which is rampant in the San Francisco Bay Area in the age of dating apps and online meet-ups. It was coined by Bryan Lopuck at Quizlet and its usage in the Bay Area has spread.

He said he was totally down for meeting, but didn't show up. Total case of BayFlay.
I'm setting up at least two Tinder dates for tonight, because, you know, BayFlay.
I waited for 20 minutes and she didn't even text. Total case of BayFlay.

by SurfSide6 May 14, 2018

bayface

The most perfect female face.

Although exceptionally rare, this ineffable angel would have;

Alluring almond eyes flawlessly adorned w an impeccable mole.

A Brilliantly shimmering smile, hardly contained by luscious lips ambrosial in taste.

Elaborately framed within her wispy bangs, this mosaic labyrinthine of flawlessness effortlessly consummates… the acclaimed "Bayface".

Within that moment God bestowed her Bayface upon me, the words Purity, and Completeness were known.

by -whoelse- May 14, 2019

brayfston

The ceo of skralaflent the most wpc guys innouss flasub n flouds the crowss n splark mtg.

Flasub: yo flouds where’s brayfston at?
Flouds: he’ll be here soon
Brayfston: SAGETAAAAA

by Brayfston November 29, 2022

Bayformers

Michael Bay's sick joke version of transformers, mainly seen fucking themselves on a daily basis.

Bayformers
Crap that meets the eye
Baysformers
Shit in disguise (in the disguise of good quallity computer animation)
Assbots wage their battle
To destroy the evil forces
Of the Shiticons
(or michael bayicons if you prefer)
Don't let it fool you.

by Ariel Aries December 23, 2020

bayfed

the ultimate rinse,

something no human should suffer

out of order

eg, pop a cherry and then giving her the sheets to wash and not even walking her to the car aka bayfing or being bayfed

or somthing like that

by sharjeyj June 13, 2009

bayfuck

a fucking of the bae on the bay

"how was fucking the bae last night?"
"really intense, i love bayfucking."
"whoa, bet you got sand in your ass."

by viviroonie October 28, 2013