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Brett Appel

A tall, skinny, twirp, that resembles a mixture of Beaker from Sesame Street and Jim Parsons. You might be able to find a Brett Appel sneaking around a Bass Pro Shop looking at fishing pools or the woman's dressing room section at your local Walmart.
"Man look at that creep, he's such a Brett Appel."
by schauppner October 8, 2018
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Bretting

When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.
Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.
by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019
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Brett Thompson

A popular Youtuber That has a cat named Zazzles. If your not subbed to him. You need to. It’s worth it
by BrettZazzles May 4, 2022
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George Brett

Having uncontrable watery diarrhea that runs down the back of your leg usually after eating bad shellfish or possibly Mexican food.
I pulled a George Brett on my drive home from Red Lobster and shit all over my car.
by bpsizzle February 8, 2019
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Brettxit

When you shit yourself in public and have to leave the scene immediately to avoid detection or at least to avoid unloading all over the place. Derived from the master of public defecation, George Brett.
I was on a massive roll at a casino craps table when I shit myself in excitement and had to make a hasty Brettxit so not to be detected by the other players and to avoid being permanently banned from the casino.
by Cooches Inc. October 21, 2020
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Brett Hand

a sexy himbo with big boobies from inside job
by arlo!! November 24, 2021
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Brett

A person who is fierce , brave, strong loving , kind , nice , and amazing, he protects the people he cares about and he doesn’t give up, he is a protector and a warrior in the light as well as he helps others. He is a leader and loyal.
When People see Brett he makes them smile and feel comforted and safe.
by Arch12 May 13, 2019
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