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Briefcase Monger

A watcher of the Wafflin’ podcast
Are you really a Briefcase Monger if you don’t watch every Sunday - ya know.
by Waffler123456 April 25, 2021
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Briefcase Buddies

A term used by Sam-I-Am showing his excitement that he and his new "bestfriend" have matching briefcases. "Briefcase Buddies" is a term coming from the show "Green Eggs and Ham" marking the "friendship" of Sam-I-Am and Guy-Am-I.
Sam-I-Am: Oh wow! Look at this! We're BRIEFCASE BUDDIES!!! It's like finding a matching so flake...
Guy-Am-I: It's an Unremarkable attaché, sold in most major stores.
Sam-I-Am: AND WE BOTH BOUGHT IT!!!
by terribly_innaccurate May 19, 2021
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Internal briefcase

The type of turd which is so vast and substantial that relieving yourself of it is comparable to putting down a heavy briefcase you have been carrying all day.
Person 1: 'Hey are you ok? Whilst you were upstairs I heard a colossal thump.'

Person 2: 'Don't worry, I just dropped my internal briefcase.'
by freshpot September 9, 2011
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bruff

Someone who is rough and/or somewhat vulgar.
I stopped going out with him because he started acting too bruff. It made me feel too uncomfortable.
by AlexandraJ March 15, 2008
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bruenor

fictional character in the Forgotten Realms campaign setting for the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game, usually a dwarf that has red, or ginger hair
Bruenor is the adoptive father of a human female named Catti-brie.
by Chalatikislayer July 3, 2011
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Donny Bruffle

Noun

Donny Bruffle is a fine art. In order to properly and successfully perform a Donny Bruffle, you must first be one of two things - very well trusted, or sneaky fast. If you’re the latter, then you must plan your Donny Bruffle very carefully. You will want to wait until the male prey is naked and vulnerable. Locate his genitalia, then quickly make contact to his testicles with your mouth slightly opened making a “O” shape. As soon as you make contact, blow out. This is also known as a raspberry. You have now successfully performed a Donny Bruffle. It’s best to flee the scene once the Donny Bruffle has been performed. Some males may instantly become erratic and violent. Some, on the other hand, may become aroused, infatuated, confused, surprised, or may even feel a sudden love spell come over them. Be prepared to be asked to perform many Donny Bruffles once you perform the first one.
Female : Baby I want to try something for you, please lay back
Male : Tee hee, sure baby.

* Female performs a Donny Bruffle*
Male : OMG what was that???
Female : that’s a Donny Bruffle... what did you think?
Male : Will....... will you marry me?

Female : * looks to the camera and winks*

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by D IS 4 Daddy and DC. October 14, 2019
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blueflamewolf

Can be used as a proper noun when capitalized (Blueflamewolf) or as a verb.
The noun can indicate someone who has lost all touch with reality through increased involvement in their fanfic, usually resulting in self-inserts in fics the author honestly believes to be true, usually due to psychic powers on the author's part. Such a person may sometimes amass a small cult following on certain fanfiction archive sites, such as fanfiction.net. The verb form may be used to indicate the process of becoming or the continuing existence as a Blueflamewolf.
The word's etymology comes from the screenname of the first of its kind.
"Sheila's such a Blueflamewolf. She actually scratched my eyes out the other day when I told her that The Phantom of the Opera/Legolas/Willy Wonka/Darth Vader wasn't real. I'm blind now."

OR

"Sheila, you've got to stop blueflamewolfing like this! We suggest you seek intensive therapy. Gigi's blind because of you!"

OR

"Sheila's obviously blueflamewolfing. It's like Sylvia Browne on crack while listening to Andrew Lloyd Webber!"
by TheBard May 3, 2006
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