Asian Brown Cloud

A sexual act involving Asian food inspired flatulence during fellatio.

"yea man I took her home and gave her the Asian Brown Cloud"

by Asian_Brown_Clouds_4Life March 31, 2010

Asian Brown Cloud

The violent gastrointestinal aftermath of an asian consuming a harsh spicey meal.

Hassan let out an Asian Brown Cloud so dense and caustic at Ghengis Kahn that the police had to evacuate the entire block, and the restaurant repainted the interior before reopening.

by DonaldHParsons March 2, 2010

Brown cloud

When you blown cocaine into someone’s butthole, and they immediately fart it back out into the air and you inhale it into your nose.

He blew cocaine into my ass before I was able to brown cloud his face.

by Jujumelvin December 2, 2017

brownload

To browse the internet on the toilet with a portable electronics device.

Dee's morning ritual consisted of a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a quick brownload of nytimes.com.

by NeonWarwick August 4, 2007

Asian Brown Cloud

A cloud of pollution that lingers over southeast Asia, particularly Thailand, as a result of lax environmental restictions in the region

I was first greeted by the Asian Brown Cloud when I arrived in Bangkok. My lungs did not thank me.

by Beef_Injection September 3, 2015

brownloading

taking a poop; taking a shit; pooping; shitting

I was on the toilet brownloading when my mom came in.

by insanewolfe December 26, 2010

Brown Cloud

The Brown Cloud, or Brown Clouding is the act of firmly placing a soiled infant diaper into a female partner's face, while having sexual intercourse from a doggystyle position.

The Brown Cloud is an advanced sexual maneuver requiring one male, one female, a doggystyle position, a soiled baby diaper (must be #2), and one firm swing arm.

One must maintain a firm grip on his partner while plunging almost epileptically, grab the soiled baby diaper with a cupped hand, and firmly smash the poo side of the diaper into his partners face (as one might do with a pie).

You achieve extra cool points if some of the #2 enters the mouth or nostrils of the female. Also, it is considered incorrect if you stop thrusting at any point during this process.

It is perfectly ok to state after the event has taken place that you have officially "Brown Clouded a Bitch."

B-On: "Hey, lets fuck"
Dre-A: "Ok"
B-On: "Bend over"
Dre-A: "Ok"
***doggystyle slapping sounds***
***epileptic seizure plunging***
****FWAP****
B-On: "Yup, that's doo doo on your face"
Dre-A: *garbled sounds*
B-On: "Did you cum before I brown clouded you bitch?"

by B-On July 7, 2009