brown noise 

A sound who'se volume/pitch makes people lose control of their bowels

in other words shit themselves

YUCK it stinks in here ever since the Brown Noise happened!

brown noise by Solid Dragon August 30, 2003

brown noise 

A note 92 cents belob the lowest Eb octave that makes people lose bowel controls. From south park and awesome ass show.

Hey guys i found it, i foundt he brown noise

brown noise by KJ October 24, 2003

brown noise 

The noise required to mask the sound of anal secretion and subsequent bowl splash in a public or private restroom when one or more persons are in attendance with the person discharging, to thereby avoid the awkward silence that is present and periodically disturbed by the excretions of the person in question.

Dude, that was really awkward. The guy in there was playing his ipod, utilizing its brown noise capabilities.

The whole time I was in there this dude kept coughing to cover up his dump. He was clearly brown noise(ing).

brown noise by @dEpP September 14, 2010

Brown noise 

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

Brown noise by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021

Brown noise situation 

Exaggerated chaos that ensues following a relatively small act or event. Refers to Episode 317 of South Park in which Cartman's mission to find the brown noise creates a domino effect that leads to devestation and destruction around the world

(Random person's thoughts as they happen) "oh shit I just tripped over, whoops and I knocked over that glass of water at the same time, oh my god and it's gone all over that lamp and OVER THE WIRES &!%£$%^AAAAARRGGHHH BROWN NOISE SITUATION!!"

Brown noise situation by K Ellis January 9, 2009

Kill That Brown Noise 

Stop that shit talking. When someone is talking trash, you reply with “Kill that brown noise” to end the trash talking

Person 1: Your girlfriend look like my mom
Person 2: Yo, you better kill that brown noise, homie

Kill That Brown Noise by Dennis1Josh November 12, 2019

the brown noise 

An oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen. The brown noise is believed to be ninety-two cent below the lowest octave of E flat.

Johnny played the brown noise and crapped his pants.

the brown noise by billardson January 6, 2003