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Brother-In-Law Zone

When you want to date a girl, but she gives you permission to date her sister instead.
Bro Shannon totally put me in the brother-in-law zone, that's the second girl this year who's put me in the BILZ
Brother-In-Law Zone by Bill1997 November 13, 2023

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

Eskimo brother in law 

When you think about your friends girlfriend while masturbating.
Hey dude i was thinking about your girl while i was jerkin it.
Dude i was thinking about your girl while i was jerkin it too.

we are so eskimo brother in laws

Our brother in law (Gisenu) 

this expression comes from Hebrew. it is originated in the TV show Traffic Light (Ramzor), and has a similar meaning to "my man". If you meet someone you like, you would go: "What's up, our brother in law?" (Ma kore gisenu?)
Q: "What's up, our brother in law (Gisenu)?"
A: "it's all Sababa!"

Dog Track Brother-In-Law 

A person who considers it their role to show children how the world really operates.
On the rare occasion that the children are left in the care of a Dog Track Brother-In-Law, he must be reminded that the kids can absolutely not smoke.

double-brother-in-law 

Sister’s husband and spouse’s brother at the same time.
My double-brother-in-law is a good person.
double-brother-in-law by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019