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Boating accident

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.
by Ave End May 28, 2018
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Boatington bumps

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection
Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain
by Nick boatington November 4, 2021
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yankee boating

When southern women attempt to get pregnant by men from north of the Mason-Dixon.
Jolene and I went out Yankee Boating on Bourbon St. last night but they all insisted on wearing condoms.
by passsnap April 25, 2017
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Bretting

When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.
Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.
by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019
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saddle boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.
by aretegroup July 29, 2015
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bloating

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.
I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.
by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014
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yankee boating

When southern women try to get pregnant by men from north of the mason dixon.
Now that cuffing season is over, Sandra is going to vacation up to New Jersey for yankee boating.
by GioMemes April 25, 2017
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