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bromestic

when a group of bros live together in a house, apartment or other residence, and share in some sort of bromance. in extreme cases of bromesticity, members may have nicknames that make fun of notable historical and literary characters by replacing a syllable of their names with "bro" (such as, brostoevsky,broseph stalin, et. al.)
did you see those guys living in that house together? they're so bromestic!
by lindsay broham November 29, 2007
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bromestic violence

The bromance between Manny and Dick was over once Manny started punching Dick - a clear case of bromestic violence. Their broath of nonviolence was broken.
by Duckwheelz August 4, 2012
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Brosmens

Commonly used in situations when you are greeting and elderly man aged between 60 - 90.
For Example:

You walk into a nearby elderly home.
You glimpse at their TV set and say:

'Nice TV set Brosmens'
He would reply:
'Who are you? Please leave me alone'
by NALI123asssucka May 6, 2009
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Bromentia

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.
The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia
by H0oHa April 3, 2011
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Brocensus

- When 3 or more of your bros/buddies/friends agree on a specific dilemma or conundrum.
I am not sure man, we need to have a brocensus and figure that shit out.
by alcoholicsementhrower11 February 25, 2011
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bromeister

SEE bro.

One who demonstrates proficiency in all things "bro".

"meister" originally means "master" in german and is used as a suffix in common English to demonstrate expertise in an area.
"That dude is such a bro"

"Naw, man, that dude's a bromeister"
by bromeister45 January 29, 2010
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Bromeostasis

Using the body heat of a bro to regulate one's temperature.
I just can't stay warm by myself in winter, so I have to use bromeostasis.
by SwagCitySuperstar March 6, 2015
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