Brolestation

Brolestation coming from the latin root words brofus and molestati come together to form the pinnacle of Bro on Bro homosex. This is a very rare event that only comes in to play when there is a large amount of axe spray and natty ice in the air, and if the sound waves are pumpin with jack johnson, it is considered a 100% garuntee of bro-rape

Stephen: "Hey this natty ice is delicious! Wheres the rest?"

Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"

10 minutes later....

Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"

Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"

by Jake-Zeb June 28, 2008

Broless Beer

noun.

refers to a beer consumed without the company of a bro or bros.

That shitface Anton bailed on me. We could have been on UD looking up shit like Angry Dragon, but he's off frolicking with some chicks. Looks like i'm gonna have a Broless Beer tonight.

by Ah Huang November 29, 2012

bromestic partnership

A bromestic partnership is when two males who were previously in a bromance upgrade to a higher standard of friendship and become bestfriends, brothers, roommates, etc.

Girl: aww you two have a bromance. so cute!

Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.

Girl: Oh I didn't know you two were that great of friends.

by dtf ROBOcop May 10, 2011

brolese

meaning "of brol" this italian surname refers to the ocupants of the ancient castle "brol". it is said that the all-mighty father apeared in brol and blessed every brolese with the devinity of god himself. many brolese live amoung us today, whom posess devine knowlege of all that is good. also heavenly good looks.

super-menbrolese

by Simon Paul August 2, 2010

brolestation

when one bro takes it a little too far without the other bros permission.

Broseph was charged with brolestation last week after touching Bromeister's raging broner

by Lance Partydown October 17, 2008

BroLies

brō-laɪs; is a microblog about things guys frequently lie about.

BroLie #14: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

On Twitter: @BroLiesTweets, your gf is a 10

by BroLiesTweets June 24, 2011

bromesticated

Trained, docile, and brobediant bro. Will wingman at the drop of a hat.

"I'm not getting anywhere with this chick, boy could I use a wingman."

"Did somebody say wingman?"

*Steve is already at his side*

"Woah dude–that was so fast."

"You must be bromesticated!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 22, 2015