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Broke mans condom

When a man wraps glad wrap around his penis using it as a condom.
Man 1:oi cunt do you have any money i need to buy me self some condoms for tonights orgy.
Man 2: nah cunt dont have any but have you heard about the broke mans condom method, just wrap some glad wrap
around your willy
Man 1: cheers for the idea my nigga
by Negro_Slayer420 October 29, 2019
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Broke Mandem

A broke boy who steals a blue science fair board when there are free ones
Which Broke Mandem scum took my board-Eok
by Kutuks February 22, 2019
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Kofi brokeman

It is a roasted ripe plantain accompanied by roasted groundnuts. It is relatively known for its affordability and satisfaction.
Adwoa didn’t have enough money so all she could afford to buy was Kofi brokeman.
by NeverblameJesse December 30, 2021
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Brokeman's Date

-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.

-time is most spent making out in an open area.
Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.

(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"

"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"
by IDK011 July 28, 2009
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Brokenman.net

An odd Australian web site. I found its address written in chalk on a sidewalk in the streets of Sydney.
It's useless any way.
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003
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Brokemantic

A person who tries to be romantic, but lacks funds to completely do so.
Girl: "My boyfriend took me out last night and all we did was walk around the park!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"
by MissLin July 6, 2011
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brokenmind

A mind which is broken.
brokenmind.co.nz has many brokenminds!
by Robert Y'Uncle May 9, 2005
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