the broiler

when you are outdoors banging, and you subsequently cum on a lady's chest and leave it there letting it bake in the sun

I took Samantha out to Rittenhouse Square, and I gave her the broiler. She didn't even thank me!

by crexac April 20, 2010

BK Backporch Broiler

A buzzkill which combines the elements of a BK Backporch Griller (in that it is quite unexpected) and a BK Broiler (in that it is quite long-lasting). Not a fun combination, I assure you.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Hey bro, it's already a BK Backporch Griller that he showed up at the party. Let's get rid of him before this becomes a BK Backporch Broiler.

Right after we smoked our dad busted out the obituary section of an old newspaper. An epic BK Backporch Broiler.

by Smollie October 21, 2009

baltimore broiler

The act of dropping a deuce on a broiling pan and placing in a oven preheated to 400 degrees. Purposes are to stink out any unwanted guests.

My friend Matt brought a real skeezer home, in order to get her out before she could infect my toilet seat with crabs my roomates and I created a splendid baltimore broiler so stink her out.

by Circle of Willis August 26, 2006

Flame broiler

The new term for a raging homosexual or "flamer", but in a more subtle way.

That dude is a flame broiler.

by xjer December 18, 2009

moscow broiler

Similar to a Dutch oven but with a touch of shart for good measure.

Brian attempted a Dutch oven on Billy but hit him with grand slam a Moscow Broiler

by Guaguanche January 6, 2016

Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.

Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

london broiler

A varience of the London Fog Horn only the recipient is made aware of the act before hand as to prepare by having a lighter handy. When the manufacturer of the London Fog Horn preforms his task (farts in her mouth)the woman keeps the gas in her mouth only to light the lighter in front of her face and exhale the flamible substance onto the lighter, which creates a flame of biblical proportions.

Man, when that bitch did the "London Broiler" last night, she stunk up my room with the smell of my own burnt ass hair!

by Billy Bingham November 9, 2006