Broccasion

St. Patrick's day, 420, Last day of classes, and Easter.

Chad: "I think I'm gonna smoke this fire deezle tonight."

Dirk: "Nah bro, save it for a special broccasion."

by therealbrofessor March 29, 2010

Broccasion

An occasion consisting of all bros.

Matt: "Bromander, you going to that phat broccasion over at Steve's?"

Joe: "Hell yah bromosexual! I love broing out!"

by mommy tyres June 28, 2010

brocurious

One bro who, although confined to a lone woman, finds themselves curiously jealous of other dudes for the purposes of bromance and bromosexual relations.

He had always been jealous of other dudes in a bromantic relationship. Since he started dating Stacey last October, he had almost forgotten the pleasure of being found with other bros. He labeled himself brocurious.

Bro 1: “I really miss the dirty talk in the man cave.”

Bro 2: “Do you think…its possible?”

Later…

Wife/Girlfriend: “WHAT!!”

Bro 1: “I…I guess I’m just brocurious.”

by bros-hoes=justbros January 13, 2011

brosuasion

brosuasion- when you need your bros to persuade you to go out to the bar, club, big game or whatever it might be. Everything from party's to jumping on a grenade....

Friend 1........My girl is coming over tonight bro or i would come out with you. She is a for sure thing.

Friend 2........ Bro we have 3 girls lined up who are ready to rock.

Friend 1........ Thats all the brosuasion I need!!! Lets go i'll be ready in 30!

by Jaworski, Fassoth October 27, 2011

special broccasion

A special occasion in which, as a bro, you are required to attend by your fellow bro's. this may include a bro's birthday, bro's bachelor party, bro's wedding, but does NOT include any occasion that would require you to see them naked. (Bro's colonoscopy, Bro's nude photoshoot etc.)

Stinson: hey, of course i will be at your bachelor party, it's a special broccasion

Mosby: uh thanks barney, but i don't trust you when it comes to bachelor parties.

Stinson: you owe me after i went to that other "special Broccasion".

Mosby: i told you not to attend my photoshoot

Stinson: ....... the photographer chick was hot

by Mad_Butcher January 7, 2011

brocession

Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.

guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "

by Macex May 6, 2009

Brocurious

(noun) a bro who just miiiight be gay

"Whoa, is Nick gay? He and Chris are always posting so many pictures on Facebook together!"
"No, he's not gay, just a little brocurious."

by MarthaandConrad September 9, 2013