Brokagé

A bro that is such a total bro that he has become the cherished leader of the Village hidden in the Bros, and the creator of the Secret Ninjutsu: the Brosengan.

1. Hey do you know Nathan?
2. Yeah, he helped my clan in the 3rd Great Ninja War.
1. Sounds like a total Brokagé

by The Brokage May 30, 2016

broger

someone who dresses as shrek as a daily outfit, only listens to allstar, and watches shrek spooky stories every night before bed. they are shrek :)

wow do u see alyssa over there she is such a broger

by pussyhoe123 July 31, 2019

Brage

The most amazing boy you’ll ever meet. He might be crazy but you’ll fall in love with him immediately. He’s sweet, kind and caring and his smile is brighter than the sun. He’s selfless and would do anything to make you happy. He’s perfect

Dude look at Brage, he’s so perfect

by Troublesz May 15, 2018

bragedy

When terrible consequences, typically stemming from female relationships, befall a male.

T:Where's Brad man? He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

Brogeoisie

Bros whose assured financial security and first-class education does not stop them from shouting, drinking, partying and mixing with mere peasants. It appears that the social isolation common in bourgeoisie life is the main reason for bourgeoisie forcing themselves to take on this abrasive personality. However, the cultured sensibilities and affluent tastes embedded in their character by years of elitist propaganda is too difficult to hide, so brogeoisie are easy to detect for anyone with a good brodar.

Brogeoisie #1: Naw dude you shoulda seen it man, the fight at that party was like an Aristotelian tragedy, it was like Aeschylus's Agamemnon was being acted out right in front of my fucking face dude.

Bro: Uh.. who the hells Ayskulus..?

Brogeoisie #2: Um..ahemm... he means yeah dude it was fucking sweet that asshole got knocked the fuck out, I was about to jump on him but I had a complete moment of catharsis

Captain Brodar: Stop there impostors! No true bros have such an elite sense of Ancient Greek tragedy! You must be brogeoisie!

Brogeoisie #1: Damn it, they found us out, quick Horatio, back to Leaf Links golf club, I think i left my Cheetah's lights on.

by Mahavishnu August 17, 2014

Bromage

A rare and exotic cheese made from the breast milk of a man.

Based on that guy's moobs, I bet he'd make some sweet Bromage.

by The Real Dr. Strange March 10, 2010

BROGENDER

A bro that only identifies with a group of bros

BRO gender catch phrase Saturday's are for the boys
Typically male ages 16 to 25
May be viewed as fuck boy
Only responds to bro
Can only be found with other bros
Backwards hat is required as part of bro apparel
Red solo cup is required accessory

Fraternity are breeding grounds for bros

May have rich boy syndrome

Getting piss drunk and puking on your friends is normal activity

Bros sometimes fight other bros to defend bro status

signature bro moves are chugging beers and belching
May the bros be with you

I like brad but he's too brogender. All he ever does is chug beers with the boys

by SharDawg!! May 7, 2018