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Bringing Home The Bacon

to have a large amount of swagger
that guys got so much swagger man, bringing home the bacon for real.

yeah man, mad pig.
by swine flew September 13, 2010
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Bringing home the bacon and the sausage

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.
Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.
by Phatty Deliscious July 9, 2009
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Bringing Bilbo to the Shire

When any midget or dwarf has anal sex while wearing a cock ring and calls the woman "Precious" when he takes his money shot in her face.
Last night I was "Bringing Bilbo to the Shire" with this skank!
by Mike Drizzle 1980 December 16, 2010
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Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A.

a deceptive slogan that the satanic chain store WalMart uses to stir up patriotic fervor and draw in customers. Actually most of their goods are Chinese gulag-made imports that are no better than those found anyplace else.
The slogan "Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A." is just another tool in their scheme to establish their rule over the global market and economy and abolish what workers and unions have achieved all those years ago.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007
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brining the turkey

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
by pruned November 24, 2013
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Brining

When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself
I'm still brining about what that asshole said
by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017
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bringing a gun to a knife fight

making it impossible for you to lose, overkill,
hes giving a 2 dollar hooker a 50 thats like bringing a gun to a knife fight
by telephone45 July 3, 2007
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