Brine choney

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

Brine flu

The illness following over-ingestion of the salt on margarita glasses.

I went to a Cinco de Mayo party yesterday and have a bad case of brine flu today.

by BurnsAAL September 8, 2009

Brine Time

when you piss in someone's mouth prior to a hummdiddle or blowjob. Often the individul claiming that it is "Brine Time" refers to the recipient as bitch or ho, and substitutes f's for th's in conversation.

"It's Brine Time Bitch. I'm gonna piss in yo mouf. Now suck my dick!"

by Dr. Ian Super February 27, 2008

Brine leas

Best school in Cheshire full of torys

Brine leas Is the greatest school in Cheshire

by Smellyballz May 2, 2021

brine the bird

delivering a particularly appropriate or skillful finger-extending gesture

After an idiot driver stopped short in front of him, Scott used one hand to steer the car into the other lane and the other to brine the bird at the other driver.

by HuertDog April 4, 2009

brine fart

the detritus remains of a sustained mixing of soy sauce and the copious dolloping of wasabi, typically visible at the end of a night of sushi in america.

"hey, you were a bit too generous with the brine fart on your last california roll, you got some on your shirt."

by don tickles April 6, 2006

Brine the trout

When a live trout is inserted into the vagina to naturally brine while writhing to its death and pleasuring the recipient.

Added bonus: Trout tail tickle- as the above trout is writhing, one's lesbian lover grinds against the tail for a special tickle.

After the fishing trip, Joanna wanted to brine the trout and its flapping tail titilated Leslie's twat.

by the medium easy December 7, 2009