Brightly colored jeans

A wide assortment of pants worn by middle schoolers oddly colored neon blue, red, pink, white, etc.

Foreskin: Did you see those brightly colored jeans?

Meatus: Yeah they're really dumb because no one person even thought of wearing them. They are only worn by people who want to fit in with the cool kids.

by Andrew Doan. October 2, 2009

Brightest tool in the shed

When someone fucks up ither telling someone they arent the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest lightbulb in the box

Stupid Ass Friend: Hey, you're not the brightest tool in the shed are you! LOL
Me: Stupid fuck

by Josh Jeffery May 28, 2007

Brightoned

When a person takes something of yours and never returns it, even after constant reminders.

Hey, what happened to some of your games?
Jimmy brightoned them from me.

by Comon October 30, 2009

not the brightest bulb on the porch

a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised

See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck

Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.

Winthrop: Why do you say that?

Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.

Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

Brightness

The coolest button ever on the Apple Display. The brightness button can fix computer problems, cure cancer, and break ice. It is the only solution to every problem in the world.

**akward silence**
Person 1:BRIGHTNESS!!!!!
Person 2: AWWWW YEAH SON!!

by Fuhtuhwuh Productions April 3, 2009

Brighten

An unsigned indie rock band from Chico, California consisting of:
Justin Richards (vocals, guitar)
Alex Draper (Bass)
and temporary members:
Austin Gibbs (guitar)
Ben Spear (drums)
Previous members:
Jimmy Richards (drums)

Jimmy quit the band and left to go to Africa just a month or so ago in early July of 2008.

They released the album King vs. Queen in 2007. They have 2 EPs out, Ready When You Are which was released in 2005, and Early Love which just came out today, September 2nd, 2008.

"My favorite band is BRIGHTEN, they're the best thing ever."

by Hailey471238905 October 20, 2008

Brightness cheating

The act of cheating in a video game by turning the brightness all the way up. Many view it as a crime against nature.

Guy #1: So have you, like, beat Bioshock yet?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I'm guilty of brightness cheating.

by Smorgashforgan January 21, 2011