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Breastical

the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Jewelez: Sam you hit my breastical area!!!!
Sophie: What is a breastical?
Jewelez: The region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Kacia: (appearing from behind a dark building) Oh! *wink*
Sam: WTF!? who the breastical are you?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
Kacia: Who's All? *wink*
Jewelez: All gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Sam: All has a large breastical region.
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Kacia: Oh! *wink* (returns to her dark building)
Sophie: *wink* BYE KEESH!
Kacia: *wink* good luck with your breasticals, girls.
Jewelez: Keeshash gets a gold star for using the term beastical in a sentence.
Kacia: *wink* thank you. i will cherrish my gold star forever.
Sam: jewelez, your such a breastical. where did you purchase your gold stars?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Miss Poltrock: Jewelez, did you purchase your gold stars in the bathroom?
Jewelez: ........
Miss Poltrock: you know, Jewelez, just saying the word "breastical" isn't a complete sentence.
Jewelez: Miss Poltrock gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
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Breasticles

Breasts that are so saggy and low that they might as well be testicles. A common condition found old women.
Woah! That old woman in the locker room had some serious breasticles!
by Havana January 17, 2008
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Breasticles

Tits that hang so low, they resemble testicles.
Yo that gilf has breasticles.
by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins January 15, 2009
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breasticles

another word to add to the list of words that are, and will always be BREASTS.
I have rather large breasticles
by Jo Willis September 11, 2003
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breasticle

n.
slang for breast

Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
A corresponding organ in other mammals.
A corresponding rudimentary gland in the male.
by Anonymous December 21, 2002
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Breasticle

A term to call your best friend. Often abbreviated to “breastieto show that they’re ur bestie
Niamh Butclif - I love my breastie they have such a big bunda
Sophie - thanks breasticle love u
by nit_1234 December 24, 2021
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breasticle

Breasts, normally possessed by an old woman, that hang to anywhere below the waist, therefore the contraction of "breast" and "testicle" is formed.
Jim: "My gramma has breasticles."
Dave: "I know."
Jim: "When did you meet my /grandmother/?"
Dave: "..."
by Coffee Table December 28, 2005
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