breastages

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob

My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.

by lola May 17, 2004

Molesta La Breastas

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'

Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

by Joe English April 20, 2006

Beastiary

A book usually containing mythical creatures and information about them. Mostly used in olden times (when people thought dragons existed). It could have gryphons, dragons, manticores, unicorns, pegasus, sea monsters, and much more. It could also be a document of non-mythical creatures such as foxes, deer, wolves, hedgehogs, and so on.

Person 1: I'm making beastiary about these cool animals I thought up of.

Person 2: Cool, can i help?

Person 1: Can you draw?

Person 2: Heck I can!

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 14, 2020

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

by Revchu August 6, 2005

Breasta Majesta

A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!

"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"

"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."

"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."

"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"

by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010

bestiality

Refering to sexual relations between a human and an animal.

Deeply in love with Terry, Miranda had no idea what bestiality was, and she often wondered why he always kept small packets of peanut butter in his pants.

by Reginald Whattabone October 6, 2003

BEASTIALITY

FUCKING ANIMALS

I FUCKED A COW THATS BEASTIALITY

by JESSIEFNJAMES September 15, 2011