the bradenton

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!

I'd like to order the bradenton.

by 15tolife May 17, 2015

Brendening

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.

"hey mom dad is brendening me again"

by catlady and sellfire July 1, 2018

Braden drink

An alcoholic beverage mixed with a large ratio of liquor to mixer.

I'm drinking a Braden drink: it is one part coke and one part Jack Daniel's.

by Dzhaymz June 21, 2010

Rusty Breadknife

A term used to express a very large disliking of a product or service, where one would rather cut their male appendage off with a Rusty Breadknife then use said product or service again.

Person 1: "Ah man, I just downloaded that awful Candy Crush game everyone seems to be play, I don't get it? It's shit!"

Person 2: "I know what you mean. I'd rather get a Rusty Breadknife..."

by CaptainNutSack August 20, 2013

Braeden Lemasters

Daddy. Stared in A Christmas Story 2 as Ralphie and Kellen in Cabinet of Souls. Also is the lead guitarist in a band Wallows on the side.

Braeden Lemasters is a God

by Modern Mod September 9, 2019

Breaderman

A breaderman is a person who is sweet and always helps people people out. Like a sweeterman ride for his day ones.

Person 1:Yo can I get a dollar

Noah:Ok got you

Person 1:Noah is a breadman
His helping his day one so he is a breaderman

by Noahmats March 10, 2017

Braeden

This is the type of guy that is extremely guarded. He shuts himself off from people and builds emotional walls almost as a coping mechanism. If you're lucky enough to find a braeden and keep him, he's gonna be someone you never wanna lose. He's very funny and good at making almost anyone laugh. In fact, entertaining people is something he really enjoys. He's caring, hilarious, and very handsome but it's rare that he'd admit those things. Being PC isn't exactly his strong suit but he tries his best when it means something to the people he's close to. When it's something he enjoys, he becomes very driven. If he knows how to help, he'll try anyway he can and will make time for you, even if that means him losing sleep. Braeden maybe a stubborn, closed off loon but he's one of the best people you'll have the privilege of knowing.

Dude, you're such a Braeden!

by Alezeom August 23, 2019