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poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.
I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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[GM] Bastet

-Fat psychic that knows everything about your ways to detect MVPs.
Don't try to argue with it, you might aswell give up, there's no point since it'll just say that you're rule-lawyering and reject whatever you say. Did I mention it is a psychic?

-If it's after you, run for you life, cause if it jumps onto you, you're done for. Careful, it knows about your movements aswell, its a psychic.

-Bastet is also used to describe something increbibly huge/heavy/fat. Oh and psychics.
GM Bastet: I will break it down more.
GM Bastet: You have a way of detecting MVP's.
poor random guy (LOLTHOMAS): LOL?
GM Bastet: We know about it.
*b&*

"e__e hate u
die in a fire
hope you get hit by a bastet"
by lolme January 8, 2009
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geto blaster

an old oversized boombox (kinda like the ones used in the 80's)
have you seen his old school geto blaster?
yeah ! he got it at the pawn shop for fifty bucks !
by dreamernsc12 January 27, 2014
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baste

Baste & redpilled
by Anonymous April 4, 2019
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Dinner Blaster

A handheld cannon that fires Whoppers (burgers).

Infamous for its appearance in the YouTube Poop "Dinner Blaster."
If you're not a fan of fast food, you'd better run if you see a dinner blaster.
by Savato93 April 27, 2010
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muscle blaster

1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)

2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.
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Bastey

Bay-stea

An adjective used by Western-Canadians for describing something negatively. Usually used for describing a bad situation or an ugly person.
1: "Oh fuck I crashed into a fire hydrant"

2: "Aw that's bastey, man."

-Later-
1: "Hey man what do ya think of that firefighter chick?
2: "She's fucking bastey, dude!
1: "You can say that again, eh!"
by Dr. Aarben November 28, 2012
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