Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.
Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
OR
Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
OR
Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022
Get the Monkey Branching mug.A term used to imply the broken branch of one's ancestry tree. Can be used for any cases of miscegenation, though more popular in cases of Asian women and non Asian men.
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Bianca is beautiful. Bianca has long, flowy hair and perfect eyebrows. She also has an amazing body. She may not realize this and doesn't have great self-esteem; but everyone knows how pretty she is. Besides her beauty, Bianca is a strong, kind, funny and athletic girl. She is a great friend and very understanding and compassionate. She is very supportive of her friends and not judgemental at all. She's sarcastic, hilarious, and fun to be around. She isn't a perfect student, but cares about school and makes an effort, and she understands the world well.She takes sports seriously being a great athlete and enjoys competition. Bianca has been through a lot, and suffered a lot but she is a strong girl. Bianca also values love and romance a lot, which people often mistake as her being boy-crazy. She doesn't usually like someone, but when she does she's head over heels. She doesn't have a great relationship with her family but loves her friends. Bianca is introverted and enjoys time to herself, reading a book or watching old movies. She often keeps or emotions and problems to herself due to this. Anyway, Bianca is an amazing girl, and whatever your relationship with her, don't let her go!
bianca? oh yeah I know her she's so pretty!
She's the best player on the team....
Yeah, she likes to read a lot and be by herself; but she's actually really friendly when you talk to her!
She's the best player on the team....
Yeah, she likes to read a lot and be by herself; but she's actually really friendly when you talk to her!
by TessaStansberry June 23, 2019
Get the Bianca mug.Branch Drumphidians - The cult of Trump. He proclaimed to "love the poorly educated" - well they are sticking with him.
A Branch Drumphidian will always defend their Orange Messiah. They will follow him into the depths of hell.
A Branch Drumphidian will always defend their Orange Messiah. They will follow him into the depths of hell.
Trump has been impeached twice, has two criminal indictments and 37 Federal charges but a Branch Drumphidian will still defend him. Oh, those brainwashed Branch Drumphidians.
by 1963BigBro1963 June 13, 2023
Get the BRANCH DRUMPHIDIANS mug.Amazing at everything, has a great personality and is the most intelligent person you will ever meet. Bianca has a strong heart and soul and will stick to what she believes is true. Many think her to be stubborn because of this. She doesn’t like to be in a position she has little control in and hates the usual ‘girly thing’. (Like shopping, dancing and dresses). She is an intelligent person and enjoys seeing people happy and making them laugh. She likes people to think she’s on top of everything when she actually is hiding a lot. Bianca can hide her emotions which can be dangerous when they build up over a long time.
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Bianca will always be by your side, whether you’re friends or family.
Bianca is beautiful and makes others jealous by her good looks and intelligent brain. Bianca can be anything she wants to be, whether it be an athlete or an artist. She is capable of anything but does not always have the motivation for it. She is a joy to be around and one of the best people you will ever meet. Bianca is a treasure who you should keep, held tight and never let go. If a Bianca bonds with you, you should never let anything get between it. A Bianca is loyal and a good friend. She can listen and help if you ask. She can be both sarcastic and understanding at times.
Bianca will always be by your side, whether you’re friends or family.
Bianca is an amazing human being
by Happy reading February 18, 2021
Get the Bianca mug.Its a school were the teachers care more about your uniform then your education. The "bathroom" is now the juul room, especially with the freshman/sophomores. You can't trust no one in this school. If your looking for a cute, loyal, caring boy/girl, its very rare to find one here. One good thing about this school are the parties, how everybody had a pen or juul, and the tea
"Lets go to long branch and fish for hoes"
"Especially near long branch high school, I hear everyone comes out high"
"Especially near long branch high school, I hear everyone comes out high"
by idkheyyy February 17, 2019
Get the long branch high school mug.A beautiful, smart, and intelligent girl. One who is wise. A girl who is not afraid of what the future holds for her. Doesn't care what people think or say about her. She won't stop until she accomplishes what her goal is. She if a fighter with an attitude so you better not mess with her. She can beat you up with her pinky. She presents her self well and looks out for her friends and family.
Bianca will never give up
by Mia123462 January 3, 2015
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