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brampton 

A heavy, nasty fart that smells like death. The worst kind of fart there is, not just sound-wise but also produces a smell that requires a priest to get rid of. May also leave skid marks or be accompanied by a large crap.
Man, I have to go drop a brampton!

Did someone just squeeze out a brampton?

Fuck it stinks, did you drop a brampton?

Dude, did you inject a brampton into my car seats?

Shit bitch, I've been dropping bramptons all afternoon, somebody call a priest!

I was hoping it would be silent and nobody would notice, but it was a full brampton!
brampton by Nigel_q December 21, 2007

Brampton 

Brampton is Special, Hospitable, Important, Tremendous
Brampton is really Special, Hospitable, Important, Tremendous
Brampton by Oshi01 January 24, 2019

brampton 

/'bram-ton/
Noun

A tiny, miniscule male genital organ...

A type of male copulatory organ handled with magnifying glass and tweezers..

An unpleasant surprise and encounter for a lady in the throws of passion

Synonyms
tiny phallus, small dick, macaroni dick
"And then I realised he had a brampton! Didn't know what to do... Or what it was good for!"
brampton by jean-claude March 18, 2013

Brampton 

Brampton used to be the best school but now is the shitest the people there are just dumb I went there and the teachers didn’t no shit
You are so flipping Brampton
Brampton by Hacks.537383638384 January 26, 2019

Brampton 

Brampton is home to a group growing in size greatly. The group named, "Krazy Kidz" is responsible for much of Brampton's beautiful graffiti art. Charges have been laid for other various krimes such as, Possession, Assault, Theft, Arson and more. Even tho arrests have been made, the group continues to grow and keep spreading the art and still fighting to not be taken down. Homies 4 life
"Damn them kidz is krazzzy"
KK all day
Brampton krazy kids 4 life

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.
Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.