brampton

/'bram-ton/
Noun

A tiny, miniscule male genital organ...

A type of male copulatory organ handled with magnifying glass and tweezers..

An unpleasant surprise and encounter for a lady in the throws of passion

Synonyms
tiny phallus, small dick, macaroni dick

"And then I realised he had a brampton! Didn't know what to do... Or what it was good for!"

by jean-claude March 18, 2013

hershey hose

dirty euphemism for one's asshole.

"With no money and no phone, Claude was screwed up the hershey hose with no where to go."

by Jean-Claude December 25, 2009