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brambleton middle school

brambleton middle school is located in the heart of cashburn. every grade has it’s own disappointments. the sixth graders are unusually small and are unusually sprinting to get to class because they all have a fear of the bell. some try very very hard to be “cool” with either swearing every second they get or wearing the shirts they got from PINK. at the mall yesterday.
seventh graders are always disappointing. they are always together and laughing so loud so everyone else is jelous of them. they usually show up to school with either an iced white mocha, iced caramel macchiato with extra caramel, or a pink drink from starbucks; they would not be caught dead with a tall, it’s always venti. there is constant drama with who is dating who or who did what when. seventh graders are also terrified to do anything bad, they claim that they’ve hit the juul but in reality, that never happened.
eighth grade is the saddest of them all. at this point, every single person has given up on their lives. nobody has a’s, nobody is nicotine free, and no one does their math homework without photo math. cheating on tests is their second nature with the stupid teachers that wish they chosen another job. if you walk into any eighth grade bathroom you will get a wif of creme brûlée or mint as soon as you walk in.

at this point, brambleton middle school will go down in history as the most white school in the world.
i went to starrbucks to get a venti iced caramel macchiato with light ice and extra caramel before i went to brambleton middle school.
by sadboihour March 23, 2019
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One who is slutty and whorish, and talks about nothing all the time.
They may or may not be a compulsive liar, they do try to do anything to draw attention towards themselves.
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Unrecognizable, meaningless, incoherent stoner babble. Only understandable by someone in the same state of mind as you.
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Brambled

(1) To benefit from a slack piece of defending.

(2) To be raped
(1) I brambled in the first goal after the defender bumped into Jean-Alain Boumsong and fell over.

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A ridiculously hard level in a video game.
This word came from the infamous Bramble Stages in Donkey Kong Country 2.
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When a person makes weird sounds or vocalizations that are supposed to be words, but sounds like random gibberish.
Guy 1:" Hey so... fumsahlbadabblefuga"
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