Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.
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Person 1: mama always said, "life is like a box of chocolates--"
Person 2: life WAS like a box of chocolates!
Person 2: life WAS like a box of chocolates!
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2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.
2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."
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