A special night in Kellyanne Conway'
s life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could
never quite
walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees
never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.