bowling

A sport played by the Dude, the only reason why it's actually any good.

Robber: What the fuck this?
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.

by Sander Ginn November 13, 2007

bowling

euphemism for sex.

-What's that mark on your shoulder?
-Oh, nothing much. Just a bowling injury.
-Way to go, dude! Was it those two redheads from last night?
-You know it! Man, were they feisty.

by TELL IT TO THE JUDGE January 28, 2010

bowling

v. the act of smoking several bowls of cannabis in a row.

The two stoners went off to go bowling at their apartment.

by Jace(Snuffer) October 16, 2005

bowling

the action of smoking a bowl

I'm bowling, man.
Aw word?
Come over.

by lalaBOWLING November 1, 2009

bowling

1. rolling large balls at pins. Bowling.

2. The time when you go out to smoke a bowl. Typically coupled with couch lock, tatter head, and dank mouth.

Dude, its bowling time.

by munkZ August 29, 2013

bowling

To grab a ho with your thumb in her cunt and one or two fingers in her ass.

She was shocked when first thing he did in bed was grab her with the bowling grip.

by Rotb September 3, 2007

bowling

The act of smoking a bowl (or hopefully multiple bowls) of marijuana. May be incorrectly typed as worling; this usually occurs when one is extremely cranksed.

"I'd totally go bowling right now if I wasn't getting piss tested for probation!"

by double-a November 25, 2006