Bower

Enjoying a beer in the shower, also incorrectly known as a shower beer!

I just enjoyed the best bower of my life!

by Doctor Gloss May 3, 2020

Bower

-Beyond Power
Bower has no limits. Those with bower can overcome any obstacle, or any foe. Even when beaten, they come back stronger.

You may be strong, you may be powerful. But tell me… have you witnessed bower in your past? Did anyone prepare you?

by Vitaly Zdorovetskiy February 24, 2023

bower

A style of business managment defined by lack of leadership skills, and general malaise when it comes to making a decision for a group of coworkers. Someone who "bowers" was usually promoted to a level of leadership for reasons other than their leadership skills.

"Man, i thought that new guy we brought on was spot on, but he bowered that new laptop proposal."

by monkey hate November 29, 2004

Bower

(noun)

"hooker-hookup"

Bower gots hoes like Ludacris.

by Mike M. April 3, 2003

bower

It is an incredibly stupid woman who believes she is much smarter than she really is.

That bower can't do anything right.

by Miguel VIII October 28, 2010

Bower

The act of taking a shower while laying in the tub.

Are you taking a shower? No I’m taking a bower so I can be on my phone.

by Will4903 July 22, 2019

BOWER

The stage above power. It typically means you are on a level that rivals God or Zeno-sama, or even Lord Twigo sempai sama. It means you can erase universes and your power is unrivaled.

I HAVE BOWER!!

by Living my mom's basement June 3, 2020