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Boughlan Jakan

An ancient Turkish word dating back to 1000000000000000000 B.C and discovered by the twisted ass of the greatest self-proclaimed four eyed pseudo scientist of all times (A-meyti the asshat) and his excavation team in Qazvin a.k.a city of Kaspians.
He is one of the Z-class celebrities of BBC Persian that nobody gives a shit about.
Booghlan jakan is a compound noun made up of 2 parts:
1)Booghlan (Boughlan/Buglan)
Legend has it that boughlan was a thug or as locals call it "Lut" in the village of "Jupun" near Tehran which in turn was changed to japan by the communists and chauvinists.
2)Jakan
That's an euphemism for the word "Jakoon" which literally means "the place of a$$"

This word was frequently used by ana (nane) Tomeres and ata (daddy) Oghuz Khan to knight the great warriors of ancient Turkish Sumerians and Vikings.
After their death they were buried in a mountain with the same name near the castle of Alamut as a mark of honor to their bravery.
Locals believe that anna Tomeres and ata Oghuz Khan are still alive and the mournful howls of the wolves are from the dead booghlan jakans honoring the the lost soul of the reigning and defending Oghuz Khan the great.
The Ninjas and the samurai are the descendants of Booghlan Jakans.
once a Boughlan Jakan,always a boughlan Jakan
by Ameyti August 29, 2018
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Bougie Speedball

A Bougie Speedball is when you double fist iced coffee and craft beer or cocktails, a suburb-safe alternative to the cocaine/dope combo of legit speedballs.
"It's Friday afternoon so we are powering through email on the back patio, drinking Bougie Speedballs from Blue Bottle and Lagunitas.
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broke bougie

Living off low income wearing High Valued Clothing & driving Luxury Cars
You see that guy/girl wearing Gucci, Prada, Louie driving out of those low income housing complex that's what you call "Broke Bougie"
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Bougasm

Orgasm caused by wasting money in the hippest way possible.

How you pronounce it depends on your economic status.
An open-air tapas bar on top of a skyscraper? And the bathroom faucet streams Pellegrino? I...I just had a bougasm.

Girl #1: He made my legs shake, the best bougasm I've ever had.
Girl #2: You mean orgasm.
Girl #1: No, we used Courvoisier for lubricant.
Girl #2: Ah.
by Jason Gudasz January 13, 2014
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Bougie Crackhead

A bougie crackhead is a member of the Gen Z population who renegades their way through life and act like they are on drugs 24/7. They live the bougie lifestyle and embarrassing themselves in public by spontaneously doing the Renegade, a popular dance on the prominent, world renowned app known as TikTok at stores such as Target where they will often congregate, is a prime component in their social lives. To a bougie crackhead, if something is not bougie, it is not sufficient enough and will be rejected. Bougie crackheads frequently speak in the dialect of spanish, also known as espanogle, but none happen to be fluent in the language, nor could they speak without first using Google Translate. Although bougie crackheads are not your quintessential orchestra virtuosos, when they are not complaining about the classical composers, Dvorak or Eric Whitacre and their inability to write music that doesn’t make you feel like you’re having an aneurysm, they can be found producing high-quality crackhead-energy music videos and creating/watching ASMR videos, especially the pickle eating ASMR video by ASMRTheChew. Love you daddy.
Person 1: They make asmrs and define everything as “bougie”.
Person 2: Wow, they are such bougie crackheads.

Person 1: Tú ves como una merienda.
Person 2: No soy una merienda, soy una comida completa.

Person 1: Ha I’m going to go play tennis.

Person 2: That’s bougie.
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store bought

Refers to a woman who has purchased breast enhancement.
Jimmy, Man, she sure has some large breasts..
Harry, yeah, they look "store bought" to me...
by Olericat December 6, 2020
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Bougie-Sweet

That girl that likes objects to be aesthetically-pleasing to the eye. Viewing everything through an artistic lense that can seem to come off as a "bougie personality type". However, this girl has that southern sweet heart due to her upbringing that only see's the good in people & situations. Blocking all negativity energy out & only positive energy in! Kind of like "Dolly". Glitz & Glam topped with southern sweetness.
Friend: She travels like the "Kerdashians" but tries to change the world like "Dolly" She is so bougie-sweet!
by "Modern Muse" April 28, 2021
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