botanist

an expert in a subject matter, particularly one of high difficulty

Im no botanist, but this car magnet seems more like a refrigerator magnet.

by Jason Masons November 14, 2020

keeping up with the Botwins

Much like 'keeping up with the Joneses', in which a family competes with neighbors to own the coolest home, car, things, and kids; keeping up with the Botwins is the struggle to afford to do so through crime. The name is derived from the Botwin family in the Showtime series Weeds, led by Nancy Botwin, who sells marijuana in order to provide and protect her family, who follow in her criminal footsteps.

I was wondering how the family down the block could afford three Lamborghinis and a Porsche until they got busted by the cops for keeping up with the Botwins.

I'm selling MDMA in order to pay for college loans. Just trying to keep up with the Botwins!

by Gingerwhalegw June 9, 2013

botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

Botanical Pressure

determines whether it is the right time to have a bonfire

The botanical pressure is just right. Shit let's get that fire goin'

by Hawkeye93 May 22, 2011

botaina

(Prounonced Bot-ay-na) NOT (bot-ee-ana)
Botaina is very tall, and has long hair. She has a good group of friends and is loyal. Botaina is funny and loves to sing and dance. Botaina doesn't like to start tea but, likes to joke around. Botaina loves noodles and has many inside jokes with her friends. Botaina is the type of person to cry during Avengers: End Game due to Iron Man's death.

BUST DOWN BOT-EE-ANA
BOTAINAAAAAAAAAAA - phrase is often used when Botaina had done something stupid.

by billie eyelid April 29, 2019

Urban Botanist

n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.

"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."

by Troy M. December 18, 2005