¿Borked'd'veing'ers?

The true word of God. The act of commiting group suicide while simultaneously masturbating to dog memes.

Yesterday I witnessed some people using the ¿borked'd'veing'ers? technique in the schoolyard.

by Doodlecock March 31, 2017

bortled

when one has a middling amount of success yet follows up said success by becoming absolutely horrid and drags others into his spiral of failure

The Jacksonville Jaguar's QB has Bortled his NFL future.

or
My NFL fantasy team with Yeldon and Allen Robinson was Bortled last year.

by Wookieedog August 15, 2017

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

borkle-doo

A small dog that barks a lot.

That borkle-doo was barking all night!

by Mywifeishot January 1, 2017

Borkledoo

A small dog that borks a lot.

Stop barking you little Borkledoo!

by Daniel Avidan January 17, 2017

borked

1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.

2. adj. broken.

3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.

Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.

2. The mail server is borked.

3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!

by intelligentsia September 5, 2006

bockled

A person that isn't quite right (e.g. one leg longer than the other, half-mast trousers, using a woman's bag for a schoolbag etc.

"Aren't you, Bockled Simon? Yeah, pointy shoes, woman's bag..."

by Sheriff Rusty September 8, 2005