Boris Johnson

A walking disaster, destroying everything in his path. He also happens to be the prime minister of Great Britain.

Boris Johnson: can I copy your homework?
Donald Trump: yeah, just change it up a bit so it’s not obvious

by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer March 21, 2021

Boris Johnson

1. A B-tech Trump.

2. Cunt

person 1 ‘Boris Johnson really is a cunt!’
person 2 ‘Yes! He’s a Walmart Donald Trump!’

by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019

Boris Johnson

National embarrassment.

That Nigel Farage is a complete Boris Johnson.

by SDC65 September 12, 2021

Boris Johnson

The last bastion of white male privilege and a national embarrassment.

Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.

by Minderbinder November 20, 2020

Boris Johnson

A foolish dickhead that looks like an Aldi version of Donald Trump.

Boris Johnson is a chaotic little shit.

by Faerii July 14, 2021

Boris Johnson

Noun. Used metaphorically to indicate a state of such profound confusion and total lack of comprehension that the speaker is feeling detached from reality.

Some of the lies I see written on buses these days make me think "What the Boris Johnson is going on?"

by gav-wan June 21, 2021

Boris Johnson

Btec Donald Trump. He looks like a bird had their fucking nest on his head and hes a homophobic Islamophobe, if you support him then you need a therapist.

rahh boris Johnson is skunked

by borisisapussio July 6, 2020