Boring Couple Syndrome

Boring Couple Syndrome (BCS), also know as Isolationship Syndrome is a terrible condition that can affect couples of of all kinds, with prevalence and severity increasing proportional to the longevity of their relationship.

The condition is caused by the members of the couple no longer feeling the need to go out and socialise or do anything fun, as they are content to just spend time with each other. In time this can manifest itself as BCS. Common symptons include neglecting friends, social activities and anything remotely fun or exciting, coupled with increasingly reclusive behaviour which in turn can lead to a gradual loss of personality and glazed over eyes as they die slowly inside

Single Person: Hey you guys coming to the karaoke night tonight?

Couple: Well hmmm we totally would but, we're just like so tired n stuff and urm it's probably best if we like save our money and stuff as we have soooo many things to do tomorrow, maybe some other time though (or any other generic BS excuse)

Single Person: Man your Boring Couple Syndrome is getting worse guys! :(

by MinesweeperBoozeswiper December 29, 2012

Birginio

A sexy and appealing person with a huge ding dong. Also known as "That guy."

That guy over there, yeah that guy. He must be a Birginio. I would do that thing.

by Elite Narco Mastermind June 20, 2011

borgify

To forcefully subsume something into a larger system or whole, with blatant disregard for the individuality of the thing to be subsumed. Inspired by the Borg, a fictional civilization of cyborgs in the Star Trek universe who, although composed of billions of individual bodies and machines, share a single conciousness. The Borg assimilate other species and cultures, adapting their biological and technological distinctiveness to service the Borg, with the declaration that "resistance is futile."

When Gretchen read the memo from headquarters instructing all branch managers to begin using the new timekeeping system at the beginning of the new fiscal year, she knew her team would really resent another attempt to borgify operations.

by T E Williams June 9, 2004

Bonginkosi

Bongi meaning thank
Nkosi meaning God

A bonginkosi Is always willing and able. Such a gentleman until a real vixen enters his presence

Bonginkosi are gifted in many areas. Especially downstairs. Some may think he has brown suspenders or a hairy brown belt on but in fact it's his tolly.

Bonginkosi has enough charisma to share with all weak minded men.

Shlong so long he has road burns on the head.

Thank God for bonginkosi and his brown belt

Guy one : I wonder where bongi got his belt
Guy two: that's no ordinary belt.. It's his extraordinary penis

Girl one : I'm struggling to find myself a willing man
Bonginkosi appears out of thin air : did you call for a super man?

Guy one: man, I can never get it right with the ladies
Bonginkosi appears out of thin air : did you call for a super man

by Bammbammaroo September 9, 2021

boring cunt

Someone who can't help tell a shit story even when people are blatantly not interested, Has No banter and a general cunt probably named Pete or chris.

Don't get caught talking to Chris he's a boring cunt him!

by Fuck knuckle16 September 22, 2016

borgnine

Used in place of "Bogart" to indicate someone's hogging of a sandwich, rather than a joint. (see, the term "bogart" is a reference to actor Humphrey Bogart's continuous chain smoking of cigarettes; "borgnine" is a similar concept but references actor Ernest Borgnine, and his apparent love of sandwiches. First said by Homer Simpson, being protective of his Rib-wich.

Hey, don't borgnine my sandwich!

by grz41 January 22, 2014

boggins

noun: galway slang for shoes

ex: i love your boggins, did you get them in foot locker?

by boykee June 7, 2022