by tw18 December 9, 2008
Get the bronology mug.The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.
Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!
by lazboy105 November 24, 2009
Get the Brotology mug.The study of entertaining and complex Rap verses, or rather the specific (bars) of each verse. Bars referring to the 16 bars on a standard piece of writing paper, and Ology referring to the study of something
by Natchstradamus March 31, 2019
Get the Barology mug.The study of boobies by boob enthusiasts. Boobology encompasses the study of all boob types, small and large, and boobologists are expected to show an appreciation for any and all boobies.
Hey Matt, I heard that Kevin is studying to become a boobologist. I hope he shares his boobology research with us.
by JP_0309 January 4, 2019
Get the Boobology mug.Burtology is a religious view/belief that is believed to have been founded in the late 1800s after a man now referred to as Burt Burton. It started in a Banana harvesting town in Brazil and has spread from there. Burtology or Burtism was always spread by word of mouth until now and is starting to spread through other media. The educational and unbiased bibles are now being written from the stories that have been passed down for centuries. Burtimists follow straightforward rules and life lessons, from the wise people stated in the Burt Bibles.
Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.
A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.
Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.
Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.
A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.
Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.
by Burtology June 1, 2010
Get the Burtology mug.Bossology is simply the science of being a Boss. Not in the typical sense of being a boss to your employees, but being a freakin BOSS to everyone you come in contact with! When people bend down to tie your shoes just by giving them crazy eyes, or when your girlfriend has that homemade meal ready or if she don't she be running to that local kfc to make her man happy before he gets home, or when dudes be lookin at your girl and be layin by themselves at night thinking about her, or when you ain't even have custody of your children yet your girl wants to pay YOU child support just for blessing her with that fine child, or when you got mother fuckin copper pourin out your sweat glands from all the change you made, then and only then can you call yourself a BOSS. If none of this made sense then you gonna need a damn neck adjustment cause you're lookin up too high at the BOSS'S! Get ya mind right!
"Sir, my game with the ladies is kinda weak these days, do you think i could possibly enroll in Bossology 101 next semester?"
"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"
"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"
"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
by THE BOSSDIGGITY March 18, 2011
Get the Bossology mug.someone who practices the art of boofing.Use the word as any word at anytime anywhere.. just boof it!!! smoke dope
adam:I think i will go to college after high school...
ashley:Really what you goin for??
adam:Boofology .. ya i want to be a boofologist
ashley:Really what you goin for??
adam:Boofology .. ya i want to be a boofologist
by HailStorm777 March 15, 2011
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