boonies

A location so far outside the city limits, that even animals question your presence.

it takes me 2 and a half hours to get to school, cause i live out in the 'boonies'

by SmokedToast August 28, 2016

Boonies

Po-dunk Towns isolated by country for miles, usually shitholes, commonly found in the Midwest, south and Middle East coast of the USA.

Damn, the car ran out of gas! Looks like we have to walk a mile out to find a gas station in the boonies

by Ttswizzle August 17, 2013

Slacker From the Boonies

Weird people you don't want to hang around with

damnn g, you hanging out with that Slacker From the Boonies ? Cmon dawg

by stackinbands February 23, 2021

boonies

A podunk area of the state in which usually nothing, not even shit, happens. Usually near a swampy land area - Which makes it a good place to lure crabs using slabs of raw meat tied to strings and a net to scoop them up with.

A: Argh! I can't believe I'm stuck out in the boonies this early in the morning.
b: Well, you agreed to join me in catching crabs which we must get started on before the sun comes up.

by Vernon Conan Chan January 4, 2005

Boobiestash

A boobiestash is things that woman place in their bra or just directly under their breast for safe keeping.

Woman #1: "Do you have a light?" Woman #2: "Yeah, I have one here in my boobiestash!"

by Zowzie June 5, 2015

Slacker From the Boonies

disgusting weirdos

damnnnn you hangin with that Slacker From the Boonies ?

by stackinbands February 23, 2021

boonies

short for BOONDOCKS. that shit came from filipinos. BOONDOCKS was derived from BUNDOK (accent over the O), which is tagolog for mountains or something. mountainous area? i dunno. somewhere FAR.

that bigass BUNDOK is in the boonies.

by the truth speaker November 19, 2003