Humour The Boomers

an attempt to placate or pacify one's parents. (baby boomers...slang for generation of children born following the end of the second world war).

Mom and Dad were so annoying last night, nagging me to hurry up and finish that application. I finally decided to Humour the Boomers and told them i would complete it before bed.

by Groller Prizzly July 28, 2008

boomersplaining

When baby boomers use their own, often outdated, personal experience to talk down on younger people, especially millennials.

Person A: "Dang, it's tough to afford college, land a job, and buy a house."

Person B: "Stop complaining, when I was your age, I worked a summer job to pay for college! Stop eating avocado toast and you might be able to afford a house!"

Person A: "Uh, thanks for boomersplaining but things are different today."

by mllnnl August 13, 2017

Dookie Boomers

Really good mushrooms from the finest cow shit in America

Damn these are some real dookie boomers

by SargentJamesDoakes May 9, 2021

Baby Boomers

The generation born from 1943 to 1960. Towards the end of World War II, there was a surge in births hence the name "Baby Boom". During the 1960s, the Baby Boomers made up the core of the Counterculture, opposed to the Vietnam War and the Establishment. They are the parents of Generation X (born from 1961-1981) and Generation Y (born from 1982-2003).

The Baby Boomers protested the Establishment extensively in the 1960s which is ironic since today, most of the Boomers make up the Establishment.

by M. Wiesner Jr. May 29, 2004

Pappy Boomers

The aging Baby Boomers, now old. Due to the decline in birth rate, will be without sufficient resources to retire properly. Baby Boomers created a consumerist Western Society after WWII by inventing machines that made house work easier (washers and dryers, etc) and was supposed to help alleviate the burden of life but only drove people to work more in order to earn more and therefore be richer. Today, the Pappy Boomers are worried that not enough youths are part of the workforce to ensure the retirement funds.

My uncle Mort was born in 1951, he was part of the baby boomers generation. Now, he'd like to retire but aunt Raymonda won't let him. She needs dough for boob lift. They're just a couple of Pappy Boomers!

by Berg Sloe February 21, 2008

Boomered

Adj. A state of drunkenness. Inspired by ESPN's Chris Berman, aka Boomer, who is known for his catch phrase "rumblin' stumblin' bumblin'", a person who is boomered is all three of these things.

I've had a long week. Getting risky drunk isn't enough. I want to get boomered!!!

by Chap Daddy November 21, 2010

Boomers

The people who blame everything on millenials and gen z, and have no respect for the younger generations. Most boomers at least. Some are nice people and others are fucktards.

Boomers be like: Back in my day depression was great! now depression is just for losers!

Lil Timmy: But grandma, arent you the one responsible for the giant fucking hole in the ozone layer?

Boomer: No... that is your generation's fault!

Lil timmy: how is that possible it has been around for longer than i have!

Boomer: its because of your phone!

Lil timmy: grandma i dont have a phone remember? The economy is so messed up because of you that were all too poor to buy a phone!

Boomer: back in my day the economy was great! now its destroyed becayse of you millenials.

Lil timmy: Grandma youre responsible for the messed up economy nowadays.. not the millenials.

Boomer: you voted for trump!

Lil timmy: no i didnt! im 7 years old.

Boomer: oh well its not my problem.

Lil timmy: i hate you grandma

Boomer: and i hate you too Jimmy.

Lil timmy: its timmy not jimmy

Boomer: okay Jimmy.

by Alexander the Great 412 November 8, 2019