Bookmark

The bookmark is not a sex postion. It is more like a torture postion. The bookmark needs three things to be done. It needs a giver, a receiver, and a book. The giver picks out a fairly big sized book and opens it to the middle (400 pages to page 200) and the receiver places his penis in the book. Then the giver slams the book shut.

"Damn those bookmarks fucking hurt!"

by alabama December 22, 2005

bookmark

A visible cum stain on the page of a jazz mag. Futhermore, when it is hardened the reader can open to the page it is on with ease, similar to the use of a traditional bookmark.

I quickly flicked to the kitchen appliances section of the catalogue to avoid her seeing the bookmark I had left on the lingerie pages.

by greyshark7 December 14, 2008

Bookmark

The relationships you have after the death of a spouse but before finding another one.

I started dating a guy after my husband passed, I thought he was my chapter 2, turns out he was just a bookmark between chapters.

by Abbeyskiki July 12, 2023

Bookmark

When you’re sitting on the toilet but can’t finish wiping because life gets in the way. So before leaving the toilet you place some toilet paper up there so you can pick up wiping where you left off without getting poop in and on your clothes after the distraction is dealt with.

Alice heard the dogs barking so she placed some toilet paper in her butt to bookmark it for later. After retrieving the dogs she came back to the toilet and finished wiping.

by Mack Daddy 88 July 21, 2024

bookmark cum

Bookmark cum is when you are reading a book and instead of using a bookmark you simply cum on the last page you were reading. The one issue to this method is you may not be able to open the page if the cum dries and you wait too long so be fast.

My teacher told me to mark page 47, but since I lost my bookmark I whipped out my dick in front of my entire english class and made a bookmark cum

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

bookmark location

Adding a web page to a list of favourites for easier future accessibility.

Be well advised to bookmark location for future refernce.

by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008

Bookmark whore

A male or female that keeps record or can recall all the people they have been with, meaning as dating and or sleeping with.

The other day I was talking with a friend about my boyfriend and our conversation suddenly jumped to all the guys she has been with. What a bookmark whore!

by You Defined Me August 4, 2011