Bookmark

The awful player on a hockey team that sits in between the forwards and the defense and gets no ice-time.
"Hey bookmark, I've seen more ice in my drink than you've seen all season."
by story13 December 02, 2009
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Bookmark

When you place your wang between the butt-cheeks of your bedmate. Sometimes an innocent byproduct of spooning, sometimes a not-so-subtle hint that you're in the mood, occasionally purely for a laugh.
When Sally and I woke up this morning we realized at the same time that I had bookmarked her.
by yrhead April 28, 2011
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Bookmarked

To meet and claim someone as yours ahead of time while living your hoe phase.

“met too soon
Sarah my dream wife, but I gotta get my hoe phase out of the way first; she definitely getting bookmarked
by BIGLEE_78 November 16, 2018
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Bookmark

What a potential date does when they want to keep you available, but don't want to commit to a specific date. They may ask your availability, but not commit to a date per se. You are on the back burner, so to speak.
He called and bookmarked me for Thursday night, but then he never called or showed up.
by beachrose August 24, 2010
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Bookmark

The bookmark is not a sex postion. It is more like a torture postion. The bookmark needs three things to be done. It needs a giver, a receiver, and a book. The giver picks out a fairly big sized book and opens it to the middle (400 pages to page 200) and the receiver places his penis in the book. Then the giver slams the book shut.
"Damn those bookmarks fucking hurt!"
by alabama December 21, 2005
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muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.
I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.
by Shithousepoet March 14, 2015
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Buffalo bookmark

wiping feces on the page of a book
Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.
by matthew rivers June 08, 2007
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