muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

Bookman's Bluff

When an Author creates something where people say: "That doesn't make sense" but excuses it with: "It all makes sense when you consider it's acually a methaphor"

Masahiro Sakurai pulled a Bookman's Bluff when he created Kirby:

"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020

by Sturmward July 29, 2021

boozemaster

The man with the plan. The guy in charge of the alcohol

Guy 1 - What kind of vodlka are we getting?

Guy 2 - I don't know ask Joe, he's the boozemaster

by LaLunaLoca May 26, 2010

Booker Special

The Booker Special is a secret array of outstanding moves put on a girl, of which you do not know the name of, in the bed room.

"Yo I just Booker Specialed the crap out of that girl and now I think she wants me"
"ohh yea, whats her name?"
"I'm not sure yet"

by General Booker January 20, 2009

Bookering

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.

Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.

by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

booker card

The bringer of joy for Symbiant staff!

Keith : "Look everyone, I've recieved our booker card!"

Symbiant Staff: "Yippee!"

by JonnyFirePower December 27, 2007

Buffalo bookmark

wiping feces on the page of a book

Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

by matthew rivers July 2, 2007