Bootum

The bottomiest of bottoms that ever bottomed a bottom.
The opposite of a top.

Friend 1: Did you see that guy over there?
Friend 2: Yeah, he's such a bootum!

by Gwakkers January 18, 2021

Bootum

(pronounced boo-dum)

Combination of Booty and Bottom. Because 'Booty' sounds too dirty and 'Bottom' sounds too square.

I think I got a splinter on my bootum when I sat on the log.

by Mae Peralta January 1, 2009

boobtube

to pacify one as a breast would to an infant

Are you wasting time watching the boobtube instead of doing your chores?

by tss Alberta March 24, 2009

Boom-No-Boob™

(Verb) When someone is experiencing gender dysphoria about their body, there's a solution for that! Simply take their boobs, and throw them away! Make sure you pat down their chest though, so it's all flat and handsome.
Saves time and money.

"I wish I was born a man. :("
"I can help you!" *Steals boobs*
"Woah bro."
"See, no boob! Boom-No-Boob™ !"
"WOAH!!"

by oaekl March 8, 2022

boobtube

boobtube is a word that difines anyone with the last name of wells. This is found because of the water runs through the pipes aka tubes and the pipe that runs into the well is called the boobtube

kaila-"hey whats your name?"
courtney wells-" courtney wells"
kaila-"ohh hey sup boobtube?"

by xocwellsxo June 30, 2008

boobumb

A person who has mooches attributes and has had these traits throughout their whole life without any knowing of it.

"Man that Churchill sure is a boobumb."
"Fucking boobumb, make me change what I am saying about you, you fucking boobumb!"

by itsmesnitches March 13, 2008

Boobjumpy

adj. Cocky or arrogant when one needs not be. It is used specifically to describe one who makes claims that are either untrue or extremely exaggerated.

Oz: Hell yeah, I'm a cage fighter. I wrestled a fucking dragon to the ground, man. To the ground!

Danny: Don't be so boobjumpy. Dragons don't lose.

by Swoffword May 12, 2011