A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:
- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)
- push-up bras
- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear
- formfitting clothing/exercise wear
- breast implants.
The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.
(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).
This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)
- push-up bras
- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear
- formfitting clothing/exercise wear
- breast implants.
The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.
(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).
This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
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"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.
She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.
She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
by One Stark Reality September 19, 2009
Get the boobnosis mug.boob amnesia; a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost as a direct result of seeing boobs especially large ones. Most common in the male species. People with boobnesia may be disoriented and confused. This memory deficit can cause problems at work, in school, or in social settings.
In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.
In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.
Mark was struck with boobnesia and forgot who he was talking to on his phone when a large breasted woman walked past.
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Get the Friends with boobefits mug.Plentiful boobage of immense proportions, usually referring to voluptuously large natural breasts. The term can also be used to describe a plethora of such females in one sitting.
singular-Hey bro, you see that chick's boobiferous melons? I'd like to skeet n' retreat on those natty funbags.
plural-There are so many boobiferous chicas at this poontang fiesta, I can't hold back the unborn children inside my jizz rocket!
plural-There are so many boobiferous chicas at this poontang fiesta, I can't hold back the unborn children inside my jizz rocket!
by HeyZeusCreaseToe June 22, 2008
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Term of endearment. ALWAYS.
a girl who's so sexy and smart, her boobs could substitute her brains and you'd still love that shit.
Term of endearment. ALWAYS.
a girl who's so sexy and smart, her boobs could substitute her brains and you'd still love that shit.
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